小品剧本:2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)

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  2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)

  Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

  唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场

  唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

  悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```

  唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)

  悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest

  唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧继续唱)

  悟空:master,can you stop,.

  唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

  悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

  唐僧:Is like a noisy?

  悟空:No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!

  唐僧:Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧刚想唱,悟空回头,师停止)

  (走着走着,看到一房子)

  唐僧:Look! There is a house over there.

  悟空:really!let’s me have a look!

  (空飞奔过去打探情况,在墙外跳了一圈,回去报告)

  悟空:Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.

  唐僧:Knock the door!

  悟空:(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开,悟空回来)

  唐僧:You should be polite!like this````

  (上海滩音乐起,师大步向前,敲门)

  唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍,门房才开)

  小媳妇(做哭状):爹、妈,我……

  Daddy, mommy, I, I …

  老头: Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

  (小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息,擦泪。)

  唐僧、悟空走进)

  唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

  老头(做哽咽状):Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣)

  (唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前。)

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