小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）

　　2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)

　　Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

　　唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场

　　唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

　　悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```

　　唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)

　　悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest

　　唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧继续唱)

　　悟空：master,can you stop,.

　　唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

　　悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

　　唐僧：Is like a noisy?

　　悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!

　　唐僧：Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)

　　(走着走着，看到一房子)

　　唐僧：Look! There is a house over there.

　　悟空：really!let’s me have a look!

　　(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)

　　悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.

　　唐僧：Knock the door!

　　悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开，悟空回来)

　　唐僧：You should be polite!like this````

　　(上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开)

　　小媳妇(做哭状)：爹、妈，我……

　　Daddy, mommy, I, I …

　　老头： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

　　(小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。)

　　唐僧、悟空走进)

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

　　老头(做哽咽状)：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣)

　　(唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。)