小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）(2)

　　老妈： Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

　　唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

　　老头： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.

　　唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

　　老头：Really!Where he is?

　　(悟空过来，亮肌肉)

　　老头：A monkey?

　　唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.

　　老头： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

　　悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you

　　just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

　　这时起了风声(音乐)，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定

　　地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲

　　在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

　　猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.

　　站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

　　猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I

　　can make you happy.

　　小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。

　　八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?

　　小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle.

　　八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

　　八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。

　　八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?

　　小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.