小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）(4)

　　两人深情对视。。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起，跳舞，

　　突然，玉帝出现。八戒放手，嫦娥没站好摔倒，

　　八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon!

　　玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together!

　　嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒娇

　　嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!

　　玉帝怒!：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig!

　　嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight?

　　玉帝：what about 天骄园?

　　嫦娥：(撒娇)no no !let’s go to the 紫荆园!there have air condition !

　　玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!

　　回想结束，

　　八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly!

　　玉兰：You look too ugly to meet people.

　　八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been

　　waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. (八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手)

　　小女子(把手甩开)：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!

　　八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?

　　小女子 Show me some gongfu then.

　　八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.

　　从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。

　　八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong?

　　小女子： Pull me out if you can .

　　八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。

　　八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.

　　悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?

　　八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!

　　八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，猪八戒甩开孙悟空，双方对峙了一会儿，猪八戒poping，

　　八戒： Can you?