小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）(3)

　　八戒： Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

　　两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。

　　小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?

　　八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.

　　八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go.

　　小女子(在八戒头上一点)：Okay. Let’s go.

　　音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。

　　八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?

　　小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)

　　八戒： Yes, I do. I do.

　　继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，玉兰一脚把八戒踢到!小女子倒地之后，

　　做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。

　　八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?

　　女子(偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子)：Honey, I am here.

　　八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there?

　　小女子： That's your fault.

　　八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

　　小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.

　　八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.

　　八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。

　　小女子(撒娇地)：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.

　　八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥!(刹那回头开始回想)

　　嫦娥翩然而至，两人互视5秒，叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后，

　　八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰•••••(嫦娥感动)

　　再唱：你是我的情人••••