小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）(5)

　　悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.

　　悟空一拳往八戒脸上打，八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。

　　悟空： Dare you wive yet?

　　八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.

　　悟空： I bet you dare not.

　　悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。

　　悟空： You silly, where are you going?

　　八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

　　悟空;;You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

　　八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?

　　悟空： Yes. Let's go!

　　两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。

　　悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !

　　唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。

　　悟空： You silly, kneel down to meet your master.

　　八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.

　　唐僧：My prentice, what's up?

　　悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.

　　唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.

　　八戒： Thank you, my master!

　　唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.

　　八戒此时并不想走，于是…….

　　Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.

　　悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.

　　八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘

　　Bajie：How old are you gulu youwe.

　　Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.

　　Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.

　　八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》

　　唱毕，唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走，八戒深情的看着玉兰。

　　Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on.

　　八戒又对着玉兰的爹。

　　Yu’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.

　　八戒此时已无可留恋….