《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本(2)

Will you help me or not?
唐： One hour? Well, since you are my brother,
l will write your lament for your funeral.
Say, 'A bastard' or 'A scumbag', which one do you like?
Choose between these two.
祝： Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.
l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?
唐： You made such worst oath!
OK, l will save you for the last time.
Man, give me the stationery.
祝： You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!
（唐伯虎作画）
祝： Wow! It is pretty good!

Act 2
地点：A river side, on the street
人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女
道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐
旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。

一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.
（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）

一女子：Go and have a look,

祝枝山：We come here for a tour.
That’s why the girls are that crazy.

文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?

祝：Very good idea!
Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.

周文斌：l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'

文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'

祝：'Let's roast a goose.'

唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'

三人：Good, very good. Very good!
（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）

祝：There is something attractive.
See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.
Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
To let us learn from you!

唐：Well...

周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?

唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.
三人：Go.

唐：Miss.

如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）

三人：Go, go...

唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?