《examination》-校园英语小品剧本

彭宸光 SmallWhite（小白）
丁澄洋 Told
严安然 N Ninkle
高烁 SecondBrother Sally Liu（作弊者甲）
沈智达 LXY Sarry Li（作弊者乙）
胡皓 A
孙祺B
王睿宇C
张乐然D
纪晓凡 旁白
黄鑫 电教
杨欣雨 后勤
群众演员若干
Scene1
(座位4*4，同学就位，Told抱着一摞卷子走上讲台)
Told: Today we’re going to have an exam.
C: Told told us he was giving an exam.
(Told走到讲台前，把卷子摔在桌子上，飞速点卷子发卷子。考试开始了。所有人低头做卷子。
SecB和LXY开始玩波波攒。SW抬头看一眼。Told低头判作业不理会。
SecB开始和LXY打手势。Told依旧判作业。SW抬头注视几秒，指着SecB和LXY小声喊)
SW: 李笑雨！！
(周围人开始起哄一起小声喊)
Everybody: 李笑雨！！
(Told继续判卷子。
其他人继续做卷子，SW做不下去卷子，盯着SecB和LXY，又看看Told，很愤怒的样子。)
SW: Teacher, please!
Told: What?
SW: Look what they did!
Told: What did you do? (看着SecB)
(SecB摇头)
Told: Nothing? Nothing.
(Told出门习惯动作，可请教杨铁梓>)
Told: OK, time’s up. Hand in.
(最后一排开始收卷。收完卷后，SW生气地站起来，指SecB和LXY，然后没说话跨出门)
Scene2
(SW回到家里)
SW: Shit! How could this happen? (把书包扔到地上)
(SW趴到床上)
旁白: This is CurtJiang, or SmallWhite, a Junior 3 student. Someone says he is obstinate, can’t take the changes around him. Sure he is. He’d just moved to another class for some reason. And the things happened there really made him disappointed.
He is now lying in his bed, thinking over the case he saw in that English test. He is confused, and with this confusion, he fall asleep…
(灯光灭，片刻亮起，SecB和LXY慢步各从两侧走上台。SW睁开眼睛眨了眨，转头看到二人迅速从床上跳起)
SW: Who! Who are you?!
SecB: What, don’t you know us?
SW(慢慢向后退): Why are you here?!
LXY: Because we are here.