《孙悟空and猪八戒》-搞笑英语小品剧本大全中英双语(4)

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Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.

八戒:唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥,
被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样。

Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.

小女子:亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人。

You look too ugly to meet people.

八戒:本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久,
也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?(八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手)

I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.

小女子(把手甩开):你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信。

You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!

八戒:我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你。

I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?

小女子:那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。

Show me some gongfu then.

八戒:好,让我露两手来给你看看。

OK, let me show you my gongfu.

从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把
抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去。

八戒:娘子,你怎么这么大的力气?

Darling. Why are you so strong?

小女子:有本事你把我拖出去呀。

Pull me out if you can .

八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地。

八戒:娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。

How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑:呆子,看看我是谁!

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