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发布时间:2014-10-18
Summary:
Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers. |
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Scene I | |
Narrator: |
Long time age, ther was a war in China..... |
德首: |
Get out. The land doesn't belong to you. |
土酋: |
Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land. |
土酋: |
We just get our land back. |
德首: |
Go to hell, you barbarians. |
土酋: |
Attack! |
德首: |
Fire! Kill them all. |
德首: |
Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. |
路人甲: |
Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do? |
陛下: |
Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers. |
使者: |
Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat? |
Pat: |
Yes. |
使者: |
O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully. |
Mulan: |
What's up? Daddy, you look so pale, |
Pat: |
Nothing.... |
Mulan: |
Look! |
Pat: |
What...... |
Mulan: |
My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do? |
路人甲乙丙丁: |
What can she do? |
Mulan: |
What can I do? |
Voice: |
You can go to the army instead of your father. |
Mulan: |
But I'm a girl. |
Voice: |
Why not? You look like a man. |
Mulan: |
Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. |
Scene II | |
Narrator: |
Mulan began her life in the army. |
報到 | |
士兵: |
Hey, don't cut in. Line up. |
士兵: |
Attention! This is our general, Li Shang. |
Li Shang: |
I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s. |
士兵: |
The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." |
Li Shang: |
The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand? |
士兵: |
Yes! |
Li Shang: |
Good!....Dismissed. |
士兵領隊: |
Soldiers, follow me! |
士兵: |
嘿咻..... |
Mulan: |
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士兵: |
Are you out of breath for running for a short time? |
士兵: |
You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy. |
士兵: |
Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? |
眾: |
Ha, ha, ha! |
Li Shang: |
Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat! |
Li Shang: |
Are you O.K.? |
Mulan: |
I'm all right. |
Li Shang: |
Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. |
Mulan: |
He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. |
士兵: |
Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner. |
士兵: |
Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away! |
Li Shang: |
唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects |
Li Shang: |
This is for you. |
Mulan: |
Thank you. Sir! |
Li Shang: |
Go and eat there. |
Mulan: |
He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger. |
(士兵舉重比賽) | |
Narrator: |
After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups. |
Narrator: |
After a few months of hard training........ |
羅蔔兵: |
Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again. |
Li Shang: |
What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight. |
兵: |
Fight! |
Mulan: |
Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys? |
羅蔔兵: |
They....are...fighting! |
Mulan: |
What!--Guys! Wait for me! |
Scene III | |
Li Shang: |
Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang. |
土酋: |
I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon. |
Li Shang: |
Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you. |
土酋: |
You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible! |
Li Shang: |
Watch out, I'll kill you all. |
土酋: |
Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming. |
Li Shang: |
Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire! |
土酋: |
My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender? |
Li Shang: |
Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender. |
Mulan: |
Are youall right? |
土酋: |
Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now! |
土酋: |
It...it is impossible. |
Mulan: |
Li, I'm sorry. |
Li Shang: |
Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay? |
Mulan: |
No. In fact, I am a girl. |
Li Shang: |
According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that? |
Mulan: |
I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision. |
Li Shang: |
Hum.....I'll try to save you. |
陛下: |
My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want. |
Li Shang: |
I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country. |
陛下: |
She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her. |
Li Shang: |
This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law. |
陛下: |
Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her. |
Mulan: |
Thank you, your majesty. |
Li Shang: |
Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me? |
Mulan: |
I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me? |
Li Shang: |
Of course, dear. |
Mulan: |
Let's go. |
Mulan: |
Father, I'm back. |
Pat: |
Mulan, it's really you? |
Mulan: |
Yes, it's a long time. |
Kid: |
Sis, we are missing you everyday. |
Mulan: |
Oh, my brother. You are grown up. |
Pat: |
Who is the gentleman? |
Mulan: |
This is General Li. |
Li Shang: |
Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter? |
Pat: |
Of course. When are you going to get married? |
Li Shang: |
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Pat: |
How soon? |
Li Shang: |
How about now? |
眾: |
Great! |
The End