大笑江湖搞笑台词(3)

　　我告诉你什么叫过分！你根本不知道什么叫过分！我想示范，但我太老太累又瞎，如果是五年前，我会带喷火枪来这儿！！你以为你在跟谁说话？我是见过世面的，明白吗？有一度，我还看得见，我见过很多很多，更年轻的男孩，臂膀被扭，腿被炸断，那些都不及丑陋的灵魂可怕，灵魂不可能有义肢，你以为你只是把这好青年象落荒狗似的送回家，我说你是处死了他的灵魂，为什么？因为他不是博德人，博德人！？伤了这男孩，你就是博德孬种！！
　　（Lt. Col. Frank Slade : Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums,…… ）
　　
　　.你们全是！而哈瑞，吉米，博德……不管你们坐在哪儿，去你妈的！(the lot of you. And, Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever　you are out there,fuck you too ! )
　　
　　.“坐下，史雷得先生”(Stand down, Mr. Slade ! )
　　
　　. 我还没讲完！！！来这儿得时候，我听到类似“领袖摇篮”的字眼，嗯，枝干断掉时，摇篮就垮了，它已经垮了，已经垮了！“人类制造者”，“领袖创造家”，当心你创造的是哪种领袖！我不知道，查理今天的缄默是对还是错，但我可以告诉你，他决不会出卖别人以求前程！！而这，朋友们，就叫正直！也叫勇气，那才是领袖的要件！(I'm not finished.As I came in here,I heard those words: "cradle of leadership." Well, when　the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,　and it has fallen here.　It has fallen. Makers of men,creators of leaders. Be careful what kind of leaders　you're producin' here.I don't know if Charlie's　silence here today... is right or wrong;　I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell　anybody out... to buy his future ! And that, my friends,is called integrity.That's called courage. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. )
　　
　　.如今我走到人生十字路口，我知道哪条路是对的，毫无例外，我就知道，但我从不走，为什么？因为妈的太苦了（Now l have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew, but l never took it. You know why? lt was too damn hard. ）。
　　
　　.而查理他也走到了十字路口，他选择了对的路，充满原则，通往个性之道。让他继续他的行程吧，他的前途掌握在您手中，诸公，绝对是有价值的前途，相信我，别毁了它，保护它，拥抱它，有一天您会自傲，我保证。（掌声，长掌声）(Now here's Charlie.He's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path　made of principle... that leads to character. Let him continue　on his journey.You hold this boy's future　in your hands, Committee.It's a valuable future, believe me. Don't destroy it.Protect it. Embrace it. It's gonna make you proud　one day, I promise you. )